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The 401(k) Liar

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Sunday Comics · The Company Meeting

The Unblemished Record

Six executives proudly present an $18,000,000 settlement check payable to 401(k) plan plaintiffs at a factory meeting. A banner reads “4 LAWSUITS · 0 WRONGDOING.” Behind them hang photos of three earlier check ceremonies, dated 2017, 2020, and 2023. Employees applaud beside a cake-and-punch table.
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