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The 401(k) Liar

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Special Edition · The Record Year

Special Report · Participant Behavior

Fund Company’s Report Finds Participants Who Did Nothing Had Their Best Year Ever

Top Quartile credits the discipline it took not to be consulted.

A dark-haired Top Quartile Capital executive proudly presents a chart titled Participant Behavior 2025. Five rising navy bars are each labeled Did Nothing, with a gold Record star above the tallest.
Top Quartile executives describe the final bar as a breakthrough.AI-generated satirical photo illustration

Top Quartile Capital unveiled its annual participant-behavior report Thursday, finding that workers who made no changes to their retirement accounts had their best year ever.

At a hotel-ballroom presentation, executives revealed five increasingly tall bars labeled “DID NOTHING.” The tallest received a gold star.

“It takes a great deal of conviction to ignore this many emails,” said Elaine Voss, director of participant insights.

The report found that 93 percent made no trades and 58 percent never logged in. The firm described the findings as discipline and confidence.

Participants whose contributions rose automatically were praised for taking initiative. They were informed of their decision by mail.

The report will be published annually. Participants will not need to do anything.


Top Quartile’s Participant Progress Report

By the Numbers

92%

Skipped the financial-wellness webinar. A recording was sent so they could miss it at their convenience.

38%

Increased their savings. Most learned of their initiative by mail.

100%

Of unopened emails were delivered successfully.

$182,400

Average balance. The median was asked to wait outside.

0

Participants interviewed. The firm thanked them for their candor.

46

Pages explaining what participants didn’t do.


Around the Industry

Recordkeeper Releases Competing Report Finding Its Participants Also Did Nothing, Faster

Meridian Trust Services published its own participant-behavior study Thursday afternoon, finding that participants on its platform did nothing at a rate 4 percent higher than the industry.

The firm attributed the result to its portal, where the balance is four clicks away. “Fewer participants reach it,” a spokesperson said. “We think that’s protective.”

Penny (v2), the portal’s animated helper, was credited with a 9 percent reduction in completed logins.